What is adhedonic/schizophrenic delirium, and is there anything "Over the Counter" I can take?

I was thinking maybe start with like 2 dozen benedryl pills (I would need to cook them of course but let's not split hares) Never understood that expression. Anyway good news from Europe I understand they are considering a new form of currency - they will call them "Euros" which is I believe a constellation near the big dipper maybe it will be fun to hold up a "Euro" bill over your head and pretend to be in night time looking up at the stars but really only a paper Euro because the real one in space is probably 3 or 4 times bigger than the paper one. By the way when did everybody start pointing fingers over this whole global warming hoax sheesh I wish we would all just embrace the horror and accept our fate of 164 degree heat in february what the hell i am always a little chilly anyway we could always shave the polar bears you know, I mean hello - polar bears arent going to boil to death in 150 degree oceans will they? I think my mom has a turkey thermometer she never uses, so if any of you could catch a few polar bears I'd be happy to boil them for us to see what temperature water it takes to boil a polar bear and make a law for us to try to stay just under that temperature and they should be okay so that would be our global oceanic temperature target (our GOTT) and we could just work really hard to hurry up at that temperature nice and safe and THEN shut it all down before things get out of hand but I don't want to wait around forever to get it done, so let's meet up here in a week or two to rendezous to boil a few dozen bears and get Obama to p the law making us the sole protectors of the earth like the fantastic four but theer may end of being bunches of us so it may be like the fantastic eighty nine or something to that effect. You know what let's keep this to ourselves it could be too political if people find out so lets do this on the hush. Then they will sing for us in the streets at our parade. Yeah that DOES sound awesome, huh?