What should I wear while doing AWESOME stunts?

I am Captain Crash, a pathetic little unknown moped stuntman. I like to ride and do stunts on my 66cc moped. What kind of attire do you think I should have? I was thinking a red cape and one of those Marvin the Martian helmets. What do you think? Would the cape get hung up on the ring of fire? Or would it ignite on the Flaming Ramp of Death? It wouldn't wrap around the wheel and cause a skid on the Flaming Ramp of Death, would it?